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Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11. Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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Travelling Back In Time To Kill The Wrong Baby Hitler (with Gianmarco Soresi!) | Prohibition (Part 2)

2026-10-08 · 60 min

.. with Gianmarco Soresi! Let’s talk about the birth of modern nightlife.   Prohibition (Part 2)   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For ...

Beers Don’t Hit Women, Italians Do | Prohibition (Part 1)

2026-10-05 · 54 min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Welcome to Prohibition: the...

Imagine The Falklands But With Less Going On | Napoleon’s Final Exile (10/10)

2026-10-01 · 59 min

In our final part of our epic Napoleonic Wars series, we find Napoleon fat, smelly and trapped in the house.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Ten) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you...

Has There Ever Been A Better Advert For Anusol? | The Battle of Waterloo (9/10)

2026-09-28 · 57 min

Piles and pigs, the two things you didn't know you needed for warfare. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Nine) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure ...

I Don’t Beef Wellington Someone Unless I Really Love Them | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 8/10)

2026-09-24 · 62 min

Once, twice, three times a cuckold..  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Eight) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark...

Neigh Their Neighm | Napoleon Invades Russia (Part 7/10)

2026-09-21 · 58 min

A huge part of being a general is not giving your army the ick.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Seven) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠⁠here⁠⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to yo...

Napoleonic Warfare is Rock Paper Scissors | Austerlitz & The Peninsular War (Part 6/10)

2026-09-17 · 61 min

Napoleon is back, desperate for an heir and is good because he just is, alright!  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Six) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠here⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is br...

9/11 at 3 miles an hour | The Battle of Trafalgar (Part 5/10)

2026-09-14 · 56 min

This was the best day to be a shark. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Five) Get Fin's book in audio form here! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Se...

We’re All Cucks, But Some Of Us Never Found the Right Chair | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 4/10)

2026-09-10 · 63 min

There’s a cuck inside us all.   The Napoleonic Wars (Part Four)    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy...

When Phone-Tapping Was Honourable | The Battle of The Nile (Part 3/10)

2026-09-07 · 56 min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.   Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ ⁠You Cannot Rob A...

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