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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com

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He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!!

2026-10-08 · 21 min

On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway. ...

'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'

2026-10-05 · 64 min

On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage b...

We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!

2026-10-01 · 17 min

On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by swit...

'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'

2026-09-28 · 51 min

On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… someth...

She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!

2026-09-24 · 26 min

On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hi...

'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'

2026-09-21 · 57 min

On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, ...

'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall

2026-09-17 · 30 min

On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for ...

'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy

2026-09-14 · 67 min

On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s...

'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!

2026-09-10 · 35 min

On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm. Plus, a Dubai clean...

'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'

2026-09-07 · 64 min

On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunnin...

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