Transcripts for Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.

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Ep 640 - Metasexuality (feat. Dylan Sullivan & SWIM)

2026-10-08 · 70 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Dylan on IG @dylanraysull https://www.instagram.com/dylanraysull/?hl=en Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane...

Ep 639 - The E.C.B.S. (feat. SWIM)

2026-10-02 · 75 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ ...

Ep 638 - Beef Raised Right (feat. Mason 'Bric' LaDue)

2026-09-29 · 79 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Mason @ https://nottheworstcattleservices.myshopify.com/ Get you some meat @ https://www.fivelazy-s.com/index.html BEEFRAISEDRIGHT.COM ...

Ep 637 - Throat Wrecker (feat. Jeremiah Watkins)

2026-09-23 · 70 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch Jeremiah's NEW Special 'Crazy Pizza' NOW Available on YouTube !! Support Jeremiah and See him Live @ https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com/ G...

Ep 636 - Mr. Chili's (feat. Sam Tallent)

2026-09-16 · 75 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod READ 'BRUT' a New Novel by Sam Tallent Available September 22nd Support Chubby Behemoth @ https://www.patreon.com/chubbybehemoth Go See Matt ...

Ep 635 - Podcaster's Union (feat. Kevin Ryan & H. Foley)

2026-09-10 · 59 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Kippy & Hank @ https://www.patreon.com/cw/AreYouGarbage WATCH their New Special 'American Garbage' THIS Sunday on their YouTube Go Se...

Ep 634 - Department of Jokes (feat. Yakov Smirnoff)

2026-09-04 · 76 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Yakov on the Road!!!! @ https://yakov.com/ Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com G...

Ep 633 - Submerged in Silence

2026-08-26 · 70 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod WATCH Tires Season 3 Now!! Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live...

Ep 632 - R.I.P. Andy (feat. Tim Butterly)

2026-08-21 · 74 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod WATCH Tim's Special now on his YouTube '30 Minutes with Tim Butterly'!! Support Tim @ https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast and @ https://www....

Ep 631 - B.B.Q. (feat. Joe Derosa)

2026-08-12 · 63 min

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod WATCH TIRES Season 3 on THURSDAY & Derosa's Special on NETFLIX now! Listen to his pod 'Vile and Horrendous' Go See Matt Live | THURSDAY Late...

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