Transcripts for No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

2026-10-08 · 57 min

Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com ...

Little Fish: Ant Tower

2026-10-04 · 29 min

Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holiday handouts. And the...

No Such Thing As Alfred Hedgehog

2026-10-01 · 57 min

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchan...

Little Fish: Checking the Mark Hoppus

2026-09-27 · 30 min

Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the gang announce eight m...

No Such Thing As Tibetan Traitors

2026-09-24 · 58 min

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchan...

Little Fish: This Is A Song

2026-09-20 · 30 min

James tells us the only joke so-far in his hour of standup, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include vampires, fires and football identifiers. And the gang ann...

No Such Thing As Trigger's Stradivarius

2026-09-17 · 59 min

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss valuable violins, validating vessels and Vincent Van Gogh. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live ...

Little Fish: Four Times a Knight

2026-09-13 · 31 min

Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonnegut. And the gang ann...

No Such Thing As Musical Toads

2026-09-10 · 57 min

Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...

Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal

2026-09-06 · 34 min

Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and subs. And the gang anno...

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