Transcripts for Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Comedians Ed Gamble and James Acaster invite special guests into their magical restaurant to each choose their favourite starter, main course, side dish, dessert and drink. Ever wanted to eat your dream meal? It's time to order Off Menu. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Recent episodes

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Paul F. Tompkins (Tasting Menu)

2026-10-07 · 78 min

Fan favourite from way back in Series 3 of Off Menu, US podcasting royalty and ‘Bojack Horseman’ star Paul F. Tompkins returns to the Dream Restaurant for a Tasting Menu. <a href="http...

Melvin Odoom

2026-09-30 · 69 min

Radio DJ, presenter, and supportive-man-to-new-stand-up-comedians, Melvin Odoom is this week’s dream diner. And he’s choosing menu choices no one has ever picked before. Melvin Odoom i...

Pierre Novellie

2026-09-23 · 88 min

Stand-up, podcaster, and Ed's wine club buddy Pierre Novellie has a table booked this week. They chat dream meals, getting trapped in caves, and whether the Queen in Narnia was fit. Pi...

Sanjeev Bhaskar

2026-09-16 · 79 min

We’re in National Treasure territory again as we welcome British comedy royalty Sanjeev Bhaskar to the Dream Restaurant. The ‘Goodness Gracious Me’ and ‘Taskmaster’ star makes James laugh more than...

Jacqueline Novak

2026-09-09 · 66 min

US stand-up, Netflix star and Emmy-nominee Jacqueline Novak dines in the Dream Restaurant this week. Pizza or bread, Jacqueline Novak, pizza or bread? TW: there is some chat about body ...

Tessa Coates

2026-09-02 · 80 min

Tessa Coates – creator/show-runner of Prime Video’s hit show ‘Ride or Die’, stand-up, writer and former ‘Nobody Panic’ podcaster – is this week’s guest diner. But will they talk about the time she ...

Kaya Scodelario

2026-08-26 · 64 min

This week the Dream Restaurant welcomes British-Brazilian actor Kaya Scodelario – star of ‘The Maze Runner’ films, ‘Skins’ and Netflix’s ‘The Gentleman’. Kaya Scodelario stars in Guy Ri...

Mark Gatiss

2026-08-19 · 63 min

Mark Gatiss – 1/4 of The League of Gentlemen, Bafta-winner, co-creator and star of ‘Sherlock’ – has a booking at the Dream Restaurant this week. And he makes James his chip b*tch. Mark ...

Bella Ramsey

2026-08-12 · 74 min

Actor, Emmy-nominee, ‘The Last of Us’ star and future ‘Celebrity Traitors’ contestant Bella Ramsey is this week’s Off Menu guest. And people who write those quirky things on food packaging; you hav...

Jinkx Monsoon

2026-08-05 · 66 min

Jinkx Monsoon – two-time ‘Drag Race’ winner, actress, singer and the new star of ‘Oh, Mary!’ – has a table booked in the Dream Restaurant this week. And she loves a British accent… Jink...

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Can I get a transcript of Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster episodes?

Yes. Open any recent episode below and press Transcribe. Podskrift downloads the audio and returns plain text plus an .srt subtitle file. Transcripts are private to your account — this page does not publish them.

Is it free?

New Podskrift accounts get 60 free minutes of transcription on our OpenAI key. After that, buy a one-time pack ($5 for 300 minutes) or add your own OpenAI key. There is no subscription.

Can I paste a Spotify or Apple Podcasts link instead?

Yes. On the home page, paste a Spotify episode link, an Apple Podcasts link, or an RSS feed URL. Search by show or episode name also works.

What do I download?

Plain text (.txt) and SubRip subtitles (.srt) with timestamps.

Which languages are supported?

Podskrift uses OpenAI Whisper and supports 28 languages in the language picker, including English, Norwegian, German, Spanish, and many more. You can name the language or leave auto-detect on.