Transcripts for Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server. Listen to Watch What Crappens wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to bonus episodes exclusively an…

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#3571 RHOSLC S7E4 Part Two: Bad Vibrations

2026-10-08 · 44 min

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Bronwyn sends her enemies to the vintage vibrator museum on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City , and then they all fight about Lisa’s...

#3570 RHOSLC S7E4 Part One: Bad Vibrations

2026-10-08 · 52 min

This is part one of a two-part recap Bronwyn sends her enemies to the vintage vibrator museum on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City , and then they all fight about Li...

#3568 RHONY S16E5 Part One: Dunce On This Island

2026-10-07 · 50 min

This is part one of a two-part recap Erica, who apparently is a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York , invites the ladies to her private islan...

#3569 RHONY S16E5 Part Two: Dunce On This Island

2026-10-07 · 44 min

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Erica, who apparently is a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York , invites the ladies to her private island. W...

#3567 Below Deck Med S11E18: The Wine Beneath My Wings

2026-10-06 · 72 min

Below Deck Med concludes with an epic finale. First, Kat faces the realities of dating a man from Charleston (protip: red flags are there for a reason!). Then Gen squashes Luke’s a...

#3566 Crappy Hour 10/05: Mayor Mauricio and Wendy Osefo’s Biblical G Wagon

2026-10-06 · 48 min

Welcome back to another week of Bravo headlines. Mauricio Umansky is threatening to run for Mayor of Los Angeles, Wendy Osefo is showing future jurors that she’s very holy by naming her new G Wagon...

#3565 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S509 Part Two: Leave No Bluestone Unturned

2026-10-06 · 50 min

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip concludes with an epic gathering of cast members who have all arrived to… watch the Rhode Islan...

#3564 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S509 Part One: Leave No Bluestone Unturned

2026-10-06 · 53 min

This is part one of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip concludes with an epic gathering of cast members who have all arrived to… watch the Rhode Island wo...

#3563 RHOC S20E13: I Set Fire to the Brain - Live from Chicago!

2026-10-05 · 91 min

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County , Vicki fights rumors that she has brain damage, and Tamra invites a coterie of former housewives to her seltzer event. It’s all li...

#3562 RHOSLC S7E3: I Left My Toothbrush in San Francisco - Live in KC!

2026-10-04 · 87 min

Whitney is so loyal to her bestest friend Quai that she takes the first chance to throw her under the bus on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City . Maybe Quai should stick with Lis...

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